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Spoiler Isn’t Making Your Car Any Faster, It’s Just Making You Look that Much More Desperate

February 18, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB A new report indicates that putting a spoiler on your Honda Civic or Mazda 3 does not turn it into a Ferrari, but might just possibly get the laughs of everyone around you. […]

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Area Man Still Can’t Get that Pink Pie

February 17, 2021 Andrew

NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ON Dwight Braun, 63, of Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario has been one pink pie away from winning this game of Trivial Pursuit that he started in 1981. “Those entertainment questions are absolutely killer,” said Braun. “I […]

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Famed Novelist John Steinbach to Release New Novel ‘Of Mice and Menno’

February 11, 2021 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Famed novelist and Fresno Pacific University graduate John Steinbach is hoping to upstage his rival from Salinas with the release of his new novel Of Mice and Menno. “Of Mice and Menno tells the […]

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Canadian Prime Minister Finally Offers Formal Apology for Nickelback

February 10, 2021 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Exactly twenty years after Nickelback’s first big hit “How You Remind Me” rose to the top of the charts around the world, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has issued a formal apology to […]

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Calgary Defeats Winnipeg 5 Bogus Slashing Calls to 3

February 4, 2021 Andrew

CALGARY, AB In an effort to get more pacifists watching the game, the NHL has imposed a new minimum of five bogus slashing calls per game. “The team with the fewest bogus slashing calls wins,” […]

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