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Local Woman Spends All Afternoon Stuck in Line Behind Some Guy Buying Lotto Tickets

August 17, 2020 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Mrs. Froese decided to throw on her mask, hop in her Buick, and stop by at her neighbourhood convenience store for a few things. However, little did she know that her trip to […]

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‘Maid of the Mist’ Relocates to Pisew Falls

August 5, 2020 Andrew

THOMPSON, MB Thousands of tourists in raincoats have taken the 6 up to Pisew Falls this week for their chance to ride the ‘Maid of the Mist.’ “Diewel, it was a long drive. Knacked nearly […]

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Local Man Becomes First Ever Graduate of PragerU

August 4, 2020 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Local man Sam Goertzen, 41, “graduated with honours” from PragerU this week after successfully binge-watching more than four-hundred hours worth of conservative political videos and posting almost all of them to his social […]

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1.4 Million Manitobans Show Up at Steep Rock All at Once

August 2, 2020 Andrew

STEEP ROCK, MB If Facebook and Instagram are any evidence, it seems that every single person in the province of Manitoba showed up at Steep Rock this weekend. “Oba, we even had to share a […]

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Edmonton Man Really Upset His Favourite Team Would Change their Name … or Logo, Colours, Jersey, Mascot, Location, Stadium, Turf, Ownership, Ticket Prices, Players, Coaching Staff, Management, Special Teams Strategy …

July 21, 2020 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB In what one Edmonton man describes as a “completely unprecedented move for a professional sports team”, the Edmonton football club has decided to change its nickname. “In all my years I’ve never seen […]

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