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Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON The Mark Carney government has plans to ban social media for all children under the age of 16. “But don’t you worry, kids,” said Carney. “We’ve got plenty to keep you entertained. Starting […]

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Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Construction crews have been really busy this summer putting up pylons on Manitoba highways. “Yeah, we’re hoping to put up caution signs and pylons on every road in southern Manitoba by the end […]

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Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026 Andrew

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

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Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

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Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026 Andrew

MIAMI, FL The ancient Canaanite deity Baal is super excited to have a statue in his honour placed just outside the Trump golf course in Florida. “I haven’t been honoured in such a public fashion […]

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