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‘Seinfeld’ Re-runs Totally Confuse Local Mennonite Man

July 14, 2016 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB Neophyte television-watcher Abe R. Dyck of Kleefeld became completely disoriented this past week while binge-watching episodes of hit 90’s TV show ‘Seinfeld’ at his nephew’s home. “He’d never heard of the show before,” […]

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Comprehensive List of Steinbach Politicians Scheduled to Attend Pride March Today

July 9, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The Daily Bonnet has compiled a list of every single elected official in Steinbach who is known to be making an official appearance at the Pride march this afternoon. Scheduled to attend are:   […]

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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Convert to Mormonism

July 7, 2016 Andrew

SALT LAKE CITY, UT South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have felt the burning in the bosom and have decided to join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. In addition to […]

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Legendary Hip-Hop Group Run EMC to Reunite for Annual Church Convention

July 2, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Delegates at the Evangelical Mennonite Conference convention this week will be in for a real treat, as legendary hip-hop act Run EMC is set to perform after Sunday faspa. “We’re really looking forward […]

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Canadians Gather to Celebrate 149 Years of Not Being America

July 1, 2016 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Patriotic Canadians across the country will gather today to celebrate a really long time of not being the United States of America. “Canadians are a completely distinct culture. We have, like, slightly different […]

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