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‘Barbenreimer’ Craze Strikes Rural Saskatchewan

July 23, 2023 Andrew

HAGUE, SK It seems that the Mennonite ban on attending movie theatres is over, as thousands of Mennos flocked to local cinemas this weekend to see either the new Barbie movie or the long-awaited docudrama […]

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Hottest Day in History Has Mr. Friesen Considering a Name Change

July 8, 2023 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK Days after scientists reported the hottest day in the earth’s history, area man Dick Friesen is considering changing his name to “more accurately reflect the current state of affairs.” “Diewel, it’s hot out,” […]

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MrBeast Offers Contestants $606,000 to Live Like a Mennonite for One Week

June 27, 2023 Andrew

HOLMES COUNTY, OH In his most outrageous stunt yet, YouTuber MrBeast offered contestants more than $600,000 to whoever could live an authentic Mennonite life for a whole week. “We had applicants from all over and […]

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Diapers Hold Up Well for Area Woman at Taylor Swift Concert

June 26, 2023 Andrew

MINNEAPOLIS, MN Area woman Sandy Penner says her diapers made it through the entire 3 hour Taylor Swift concert this weekend in Minneapolis. “I actually put them on in Winnipeg when we started the road […]

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Swift Current Residents Furious at Taylor Swift for Leaving Their City Off Her 2025 Tour

June 22, 2023 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Residents of Swift Current, Saskatchewan, population 16,750, are fuming mad this week after it was revealed that pop superstar Taylor Swift had left their community off her worldwide tour. “What an insult […]

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