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Romantic Mennonite Couple Break Tradition with Evening Meddachschlop Tonight

February 14, 2023 Andrew

ALTONA, MB The Friesens of Altona are breaking centuries of tradition this evening by having their afternoon nap (ie. meddachschlop) sometime this evening rather than just after lunch. “It’s Valentine’s Day, so my Harold thought […]

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10 Mennonite Memes You May Have Missed

February 10, 2023 Andrew

There are many benefits to signing up for The Unger Review email list, such as never having to lose sleep at night worrying that you might miss the latest fake news story about Mennonites. However, […]

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Mennonite College Students Crash ChatGPT by Requesting Too Many Hauerwas Essays All at Once

February 7, 2023 Andrew

HIEBERTFELD, SK Students at Mennonite colleges and universities nearly crashed the system this week by asking ChatGPT to create 5-page essays on the work of Stanley Hauerwas. “We had thousands of requests within minutes. It […]

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It’s Alive! The Daily Bonnet Rises from the Ashes

February 1, 2023 Andrew

Like Frankenstein’s monster or the phoenix rising from the ashes, The Daily Bonnet lives again! Well, actually, it never really died. You see, it’s always been right here. The Daily Bonnet has not gone anywhere; […]

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Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef

January 31, 2023 Andrew

SCHTAINBACK, MB Area man Timothy Thiessen, 37, has just launched a new GoFundMe campaign to help pay for the more than $75,000 he owes to the serving staff at local restaurants. “I’ve haven’t tipped since […]

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