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Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas

July 30, 2026 Andrew

CHIHUAHUA CITY, MEXICO Mrs. Thiessen of Campo 67 was very excited to arrive at the airport in Chihuahua this week when she discovered a whole new lounge just for her. “Nah, oba, would you look […]

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Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB According to a recent Statistics Canada estimate, the City of Winnipeg now has a population of just over 850,000 Friesens. “And growing,” said mayor Scott Gillingham, one of just three individuals in the […]

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Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026 Andrew

TABER, AB The Kehlers of Grunthal only get two weeks vacation each year and for some reason have decided to blow it all on visiting frintschoft. “Miami? Paris? No. It’s Taber for us!” said Mrs. […]

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Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Taunte Tina of Winkler has recently discovered she’d been excluded from the Klippenstein family group chat for the past 10 years. “Oba, they were talking about the upcoming Klippenstein gathering and who was […]

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Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB When word got out that Nickelback was in town, thousands of Mennonites flocked to the arena in Winnipeg this week to collect their refund. “I heard this is the place to get my […]

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