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Delta Passengers Offered Free Taco Bell Coupon

September 10, 2023 Andrew

ATLANTA, GA Passengers on the ill-fated Delta Airlines flight this week were offered a $5 coupon to Taco Bell as compensation for their unfortunate trip. “This is just one way we’re giving back to the […]

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Winnipeg Man Consumes All 183 ‘Burger Week’ Burgers

September 6, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Darren Sawatzky, 25, has become the first Winnipegger ever to consume every single ‘Le Burger Week’ burger. “It wasn’t going to be a fair vote unless I tried them all,” said […]

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Winnipeggers Vote for their Favourites During Annual “Le Roll Kuchen Week”

September 2, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB There were more than 180 participants in “Le Roll Kuchen” week this year, as eager Winnipeggers clamoured to try the best roll kuchens the city had to offer. “As expected, most of the […]

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Farmer Sausage Added to Subway Meat Options

August 31, 2023 Andrew

KLEINFELD, SK Thousands of Mennonites have petitioned the Canadian government to intervene at Subway restaurants and provide meat options that match their particular palate. “I’m tired of being discriminated against with a lack of Mennonite […]

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First Time In-N-Out Customers Accidentally Order “Doggie Style” Burger

August 26, 2023 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Lois and Pete Janzen were visiting their cousins in Fresno, California this week when they decided to try the only burger place that has Bible verses on the cups. “Naturally, if you’re in […]

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