Unger & Thirst
Schmaunt Fat Confused for Waffle Sauce
STEINBACH, MB It all turned out to be a happy accident, as a bucket of schmaunt fat was confused for waffle sauce, much to the delight of the dozens of eager waffle eaters lined up […]
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Unger Conviction
United Church Totally Rips Off Mennonite Hymnal
WINNIPEG, MB The United Church of Canada is coming under fire this week for ripping off all their best ideas from the Mennonites, most importantly their hymnal. “Voices Together. Voices United. You thought you’d get […]
Unger Games
Oilers Hoist Stanley Cup
EDMONTON, AB Area woman Cathy Kornelsen of La Crete, Alberta travelled all the way to Edmonton this week to present Edmonton Oilers team captain Connor McDavid with the most prized Stanley cup in her collection. […]
Unger & Thirst
‘Wurst’ Turns Out to Be the ‘Best’
WINKLER, MB They’ve been making the wurst in southern Manitoba for decades and one wurst maker has finally created the best. “You won’t find a better wurst in all of Winkler,” said local butcher Mr. […]
Unger & Thirst
Tim Hortons to Replace Timbits with Mennonite Zwieback
NORTH KILDONAN, MB Canadian donut giant Tim Hortons held a press conference on Henderson Highway this afternoon to announce a new item on the menu – Mennonite zwieback – well, just the tops anyway. “For […]