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2024 Quiz Answers
Here are the quiz answers. How did you do? Click on the links below if you don’t believe me. 1.Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Opponent a ‘Mennonite’ – REAL 2. Gas Station Conversation Leads to […]
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Massive Amounts of Halva Left Over Yet Again This Year
STEINBACH, MB For some odd reason, the mysterious sandy substance known as halva has become a Mennonite delicacy every Christmas. Yet, like always, Grandma Loewen vastly over-estimated the grandkids’ desire to eat the dry paste. “Juama […]
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Quiz: Daily Bonnet Headline or Real News Article
Merry Christmas, everyone! We’ve created a fun quiz for you to play at your Christmas gatherings. Perhaps you’re a little exhausted from all the chaos and need a few minutes alone, so you’ve snuck off […]
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2025 Quiz Answers
Quiz answers. Click links to read original articles. Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Another Player a ‘Mennonite’ – REAL Goertzen to Spend Retirement Years Playing High Stakes Competitive Crokinole – SATIRE Saskatchewan City to be […]
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Mennonite Man Arrested for Saying ‘Merry Christmas’
WINNIPEG, MB Every Mennonite’s biggest fear came true this past week, as an elderly man from rural Manitoba ventured into Winnipeg on a holiday shopping spree and innocently greeted each person he met with a hearty […]