The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Articles by Andrew

Unger Suspicion

Justin Trudeau Poses Topless on the Cover of ‘Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly’

July 29, 2017 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Days after becoming the first Canadian Prime Minister to make the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, Justin Trudeau appeared with his shirt off on cover of Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly. “I thought I […]

The Daily Bonnet

Credit Unions Forced to Conduct All Business in Low German

July 28, 2017 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Starting this August, the federal government will be enforcing decades old legislation that requires all credit union workers to refrain from speaking English, a language reserved exclusively for banks. “Only actual bankers will be […]

The Daily Bonnet

Vote Now to Determine the True ‘Mennonite Promised Land’!

July 27, 2017 Andrew

Many cities have been attached with the moniker of ‘Mennonite Promised Land’ or ‘Mennonite Mecca’ or even the ‘Mennonite Garden of Eden’. Well, we need to settle this once and for all. Below, you’ll find a […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winkler Hires Taunte Nettie as City’s First Female Cop

July 26, 2017 Andrew

WINKLER, MB In a press conference this morning, Winkler mayor Milton Heinrichs announced the hiring of the city’s first female police officer. After searching for more than 12 years for a suitable candidate, the committee […]

Unger Suspicion

Assiniboine Park Zoo Opens Up New Mosquito Exhibit

July 25, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Assiniboine Park Zoo, Winnipeg’s pre-emininent zoological exhibition, is set to open a fantastic new attraction featuring Manitoba’s most famous living creature, the mosquito. “After extensive renovations, we’re finally ready to open the new mosquito […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 595 596 597 … 714 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Religious Bumper Stickers Causing Accidents All Over Southern Manitoba
    March 6, 2017
  • Mennonites Love New Game Show ‘Frintschoft Feud’
    November 19, 2023
  • Mennonite Child Prays, Followed Quickly By “Real Prayer” From Adult
    November 1, 2019
  • Pope Francis Bans Death Penalty; “Except, of course, for manspreaders,” he says
    August 7, 2018
  • Justin Trudeau Among 313 Canadians Banned from “Going Anywhere Near Alberta”
    March 18, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved