The Daily Bonnet
A Gallery of Hilarious Mennonite Gravestones
One of the best ways to learn about your history and heritage is to take a walk through one of the local cemeteries. You may be shocked at what you find. Here are some of […]
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Unger & Thirst
After Last Night Hanover Municipality Renamed ‘Hangover’
HANGOVER, MB After a night in which dozens of Mennonite in the Hanover area drank copious amounts of Papsi and water, area residents have voted to rename the area ‘Hangover.’ “Ugh, after three Papsis and […]
Unger Conviction
Church New Year’s Eve Party Over By 8 PM
OMAHA, NB Revellers at the Omaha Mennonite Church plan to ring in the New Year in the church basement tonight with hymn singing, board games, and Grandma Jansen’s onion dip. The festivities are scheduled to […]
Unger Conviction
Man Escapes Mennonite Section of Heaven, Shocked at What He Finds
HEAVEN Mr. Abe Penner passed away in January 1968 and, for almost fifty years, had been living a quiet peaceful existence in the Mennonite section of Heaven, blissfully unaware of the vast expanse of Paradise […]
Unger Conviction
Mennonite Church Accidentally Sings Hymn 666
NEUKRONSTHAL, AB A small town Mennonite church caused quite the uproar this past Sunday when the worship leader accidentally told parishioners to “turn in their hymnals to number 666.” “Waut de shissjat is this yet?” […]