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Cindy Klassen Spotted Wearing Skates at Beach

August 2, 2017 Andrew

GRAND BEACH, MB Legendary Olympic speed-skater Cindy Klassen took to the waters at Grand Beach this past week wearing the same pair of speed-skates she wore when she won 5 medals at the 2006 Turin […]

Unger & Thirst

Pepsi-Cola to Rebrand in Mennonite Country

August 1, 2017 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Due to slumping sales, Pepsi-Cola is undergoing a name and logo change in certain markets such as the Pembina Valley, Fraser Valley, Chihuahua and the Paraguayan Chaco. The cola will now officially be known […]

Quizzes

How Much Do You Know About Mennonites? Test Your Knowledge.

August 1, 2017 Andrew

From Russians to Swiss and everyone in between, this quiz will challenge your knowledge of a diverse range of Mennonites. Let’s see how you do. [os-widget path=”/dailybonnet/how-much-do-you-know-about-mennonites-test-your-knowledge” of=”dailybonnet” comments=”false”]

Unger & Thirst

Local Splash Park Offers Unique Way to Beat the Heat this Summer

July 31, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB With temperatures soaring above 30 degrees centigrade this summer, the City of Steinbach has announced a revolutionary new plan for residents to beat the heat. The city announced Monday that all the local […]

Unger Conviction

Gossip Masquerades as ‘Prayer Request’ Yet Again This Sunday

July 30, 2017 Andrew

HOCHBACH, MB Mr. Schultz stood up, once again, this Sunday to request prayer for his next door neighbours, Mr. and Mrs. William and Susanna Yoder, whom he overheard yelling and assumed there must be marital […]

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