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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Family to Survive on Last Sunday’s Leftovers for the Next Two Years

October 14, 2018 Andrew

FORT VERMILLION, AB There was so much food leftover at the Reimer family potluck last Sunday that the entire clan had enough food to last for the next two years. “We were told to bring […]

Quizzes

Quiz: What do you know about American Mennonites?

October 12, 2018 Andrew

Canadians love to chat about how little Americans know about us. But, then again, how much do Canadians know about the US. Specifically, how much do Canadian Mennonites know about American Mennonites? Heck, how much […]

Unger & Thirst

Local Grocery Store Opens New ‘Mennonite Aisle’

October 11, 2018 Andrew

LYNDHURST, VA Desperate to capitalize on the growing Mennonite market, the local Thrift-and-Save Grocery Barn has decided to open up an aisle dedicated to things that Mennonites tend to purchase such as sausage, German Bibles, […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Hockey Fans Yell ‘True North’ During Hymn Sing

October 10, 2018 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB As the Winnipeg Jets played their home opener last night, Mennonite hockey fans across the province are excited for the upcoming season. Some were so excited that they spontaneously yelled “True North” in […]

Unger & Thirst

Shocking Details Revealed in Margins of Mennonite Woman’s Cookbook

October 9, 2018 Andrew

BOW ISLAND, AB Mrs. Kehler had the great misfortune of leaving her Mennonite Treasury Cookbook sitting out on the counter when she lay down for a nice afternoon nap this past Sunday. Soon photos of […]

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