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Mennonite Man Patiently Waits Six Months for Wife Outside Changing Room

April 6, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB For the past six months, Mr. Klassen has been sitting patiently on a chair outside the changing room at the Bay downtown waiting for his wife Edna to finish trying on a few […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mrs. Reimer Still Refers to Mrs. Ens as a “Russlander”

April 5, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Even though their families came from the exact same colonies in Russia, for some reason the Mennonites who arrived in Canada a few decades earlier referred to the newcomers in the 1920s as […]

Unger & Thirst

Taunte Helen’s Coleslaw Declared ‘National Historic Site’

April 4, 2019 Andrew

BLUMENHOFF, MB A coleslaw that Taunte Helen brought over from the old country in the 1920s and continues to serve at potlucks and family gatherings has been declared a ‘National Historic Site’ by the government […]

Unger Suspicion

“Because it’s 2019,” Trudeau Says as He Ejects Women from Caucus

April 3, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Deciding that the “whole crazy experiment” of having a diverse range of opinions in his caucus and cabinet was a “bad idea” after all, Prime Minister Trudeau has removed Jody Wilson-Raybould and Jane […]

Unger Conviction

Church Accountability Group Keeps Men From Saying Stupid Stuff on the Internet

April 2, 2019 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC A new measure at the local Mennonite church seeks to address every man’s secret temptation: saying stupid stuff on the Internet. The program, which places men in accountability partnerships, encourages local men to […]

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