LANDMARK, MB Authorities are warning anyone in Mr. Dyck’s contact list that he’s been sending pics this weekend. “Early reports out of Landmark indicate that Dyck pics are being shared around town,” said Constable Harry […]
KIDRON, OH The Southside North Kidron Mennonite Church is hosting a week-long series of meetings to settle a couple matters that could have been decided via – max – two quick emails. “Thank you, everyone […]
SASKATOON, SK After years of wearing out their finger joints playing Dutch Blitz, Mr. and Mrs. Unger of Saskatoon have decided to “take things easy a little and play Skip Bo from now on.” “It’s […]
WINNIPEG, MB Lisa, a third-year Mennonite Studies student from Winnipeg has recently been discovered as the only person in the entire province who doesn’t have Covid right now. “My cousin Sam has it, all of […]
FRESNO, CA After months of heated negotiation, Mrs. Eleanor Brandt of Fresno just sold her top margarine container to investor Elon Musk for a record $44 billion. “He took it no questions asked,” said Mrs […]
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