The Daily Bonnet
Who would win? 100 Mennonites or a Gorilla?
It’s the debate that has taken the Internet by storm – who would win in a fight: 100 Mennonites or a gorilla? We took to the streets of Kleefeld to see what the people thought […]
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The Daily Bonnet
Wedding Venue Offers 10% Discount During Manure Spreading Season
SCHANZENBLUM, SK Schazenblum’s favourite former dairy farm/wedding venue is now offering up to ten percent off rentals if you’re willing to get married during manure spreading season. “Come one come all to Schanzenblum Acres,” said […]
Unger Games
Jets Fans Pack Streets for Annual First Round Exit Party
WINNIPEG, MB Jets fans are super excited to pack downtown Winnipeg this week for the annual First Round Exit Party. “It’s such an amazing atmosphere,” said Jets superfan Sam Fehr. “We all get together, wear […]
Unger the Influence
Area Man Can’t Figure Out Whether All the People Who Voted Differently than Him are Evil or Stupid
CHILLIWACK, BC One area man is on a mission this afternoon to figure out whether people who saw things differently than him in the recent election are either utterly stupid or unredeemably evil. “About 58% […]
Unger the Influence
Area Man Single-handedly Turns Tide of Election By Posting Meme
WATERLOO, ON Area man Richard Epp, 71, has single-handedly turned the tide of the entire federal election after posting a political meme that got three likes this afternoon. “Well, three likes and an angry face,” […]