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Unger Games

Morrissey Spotted at NHL All-Star Game

February 5, 2023 Andrew

SUNRISE, FL Controversial British rocker Morrissey was spotted at the NHL All Star Game in Florida this weekend, where he picked up two assists and placed third in the slap shot competition. “Who would have […]

Unger Suspicion

Winkler Spy Balloon Shot Down Above Morden

February 4, 2023 Andrew

MORDEN, MB A couple of slingshots and some good aim were all it took to down a massive spy balloon from Winkler that was hovering in the skies of neighbouring Morden for the past few […]

Unger the Influence

MP Candice Bergen Steps Down to Return to Glamorous Life in Hollywood

February 3, 2023 Andrew

MORDEN, MB After fifteen years representing the good folks of Portage Lisgar in the House of Commons, MP Candice Bergen has stepped down to return to the set of hit 1990s sitcom Murphy Brown. “As […]

Unger Suspicion

Groundhog Predicts All Satire Sites to Make ‘Jungian Shadow’ Jokes Today

February 2, 2023 Andrew

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA It’s February 2 and you know what that means: obscure references to Jungian psychology on every single satire site. “It’s a long standing tradition to make Jung jokes on February 2,” said area […]

The Daily Bonnet

It’s Alive! The Daily Bonnet Rises from the Ashes

February 1, 2023 Andrew

Like Frankenstein’s monster or the phoenix rising from the ashes, The Daily Bonnet lives again! Well, actually, it never really died. You see, it’s always been right here. The Daily Bonnet has not gone anywhere; […]

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