TORONTO, ON Thousands of Mennonites across Canada were relieved this afternoon after Canada ended their match with Croatia in a tie. “That way no one goes home happy,” said Pete Dyck of Kitchener. “You know, […]
LOS ANGELES, CA Every single Mennonite on the planet will be cheering on Paraguay as they face off against the Americans in the World Cup opener this Friday evening. “They’ll be cheering in Spanish. They’ll […]
OTTAWA, ON The Mark Carney government has plans to ban social media for all children under the age of 16. “But don’t you worry, kids,” said Carney. “We’ve got plenty to keep you entertained. Starting […]
WINKLER, MB Area man Benny Goertzen saw these delicious Noah’s Ark cookies at a local bake sale this month and immediately had to try them. “Love the colours. Love the rainbows. These look absolutely delicious,” […]
NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]
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