Canadian Tire Introduces New ‘Brooks, Alberta’ Scented Air Fresheners

BROOKS, AB

A new line of air fresheners is taking the nation by storm. They’re called “Brooks, Alberta” fresheners and are offered exclusively at Co-op gas bars and Canadian Tire.

“Don’t know what it smells like?” said air freshener inventor Dave Goertzen. “Well, just drive around Brooks for a while and you’ll find out.”

The air fresheners are especially popular with the Honda Civic driving crowd, who have completely abandoned the New Car smell air fresheners for these Brooks, Alberta ones.

“If you’ve driving an obnoxious car, might as well smell obnoxious, too,” said Jeremy Adrian. “Ahhh, I love the smell of Brooks, Alberta in the morning.”

The new line of air fresheners also includes Steinbach, Manitoba feed mill aroma and a high tech gadget that emits an occasional puff that smells just like Lagimodiere near the Maple Leaf plant.

(photo credit: by Rusty Clark ~ 100K Photos/CC)

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