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Month: August 2025

Unger & Thirst

Poor Air Quality Blamed on Gassy Mennonite Man

August 2, 2025 Andrew

RIVERTON, MB A summer full of unpleasant air has been blamed on Mr. Klassen and his penchant for eating too much cheese. “I knew the bad air was coming from up north. Probably Riverton or […]

Unger Conviction

Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday

August 1, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was a massive traffic jam on Steinbach streets this Sunday morning around 9:30 AM. Visitors, the Wiebes from Swift Current, have lodged a complaint about the level of traffic. “Oba, well what […]

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