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Month: January 2024

Unger Suspicion

Marty McFly Goes Back 30 Years to the Mysterious World of 1994

January 5, 2024 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Teenage time traveller Marty McFly has just gone back in time 30 years to the strange world of 1994 where things were, like, slightly different than they are now.  “Wow, the ‘90s! How […]

Unger & Thirst

Local Abes Rush to Purchase Last Remaining Chocolate Letter A

January 4, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB When word got out that the Winkler Co-op had just one more chocolate letter A in stock, local Abes rushed to get their hands on it. “Diewel! Looks like Abe Kehler beat me […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Church Lifts Television Ban Just in Time For that New Menno Sitcom

January 3, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB The MBEMMMCGC Church of Winkler has allowed a “temporary dispensation” to allow parishioners to buy a used TV from the thrift store, prop it up on a bale in the yard, and watch […]

The Daily Bonnet

Top 10 Unger Review Articles of 2023

January 2, 2024 Andrew

Happy 2024, everyone! 2023 was a year of change around here and I know how much Mennonites love change. Most notable for this website, of course, was the rebranding of the main page from The […]

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