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Month: January 2024

Unger the Influence

Federal Court Says Trudeau’s Use of Pineapple on Pizza was “Unjustified”

January 26, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON A federal judge has just ruled that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau brazenly violated the rights of several pizzas in 2022 by placing pineapple right there next to the ham. “Given the circumstances, I […]

Unger Games

Winnipeg Kids Excited for New ‘Princess Elsa Stadium’

January 25, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Children all over the Winnipeg metro area (so, like, umm, Winnipeg plus Niverville or something) were super excited about the announcement of the new Princess Elsa Stadium. “They’re losing sleep over it,” said […]

Unger Suspicion

Ryan Gosling Nabs ‘Best Director’ Nomination for Playing Ken in ‘Barbie’

January 24, 2024 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Oscar nominations are out and leading the way this year was the runaway smash hit ‘Barbie’ which, apparently, was written, produced, and directed by Ryan Gosling. “As far as we can tell, […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Spends Entire Vacation at Timeshare Presentation

January 23, 2024 Andrew

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL The Wiebes of Altona had a lovely two week long timeshare presentation this January. “Ahh, it’s so nice to get away from Manitoba and just relax in this high pressure timeshare pitch,” […]

Unger Games

Taylor Swift Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Meeting Zach Collaros

January 22, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift has decided she no longer needs to attend football games anymore after sharing a box seat with Winnipeg Blue Bombers quarterback Zach Collaros. “It’s all downhill from here,” said […]

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