Taylor Swift Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Meeting Zach Collaros


Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift has decided she no longer needs to attend football games anymore after sharing a box seat with Winnipeg Blue Bombers quarterback Zach Collaros.

“It’s all downhill from here,” said Swift. “Once you’ve met the man who led the Winnipeg Blue Bombers to two consecutive Grey Cup victories before losing the next two after that, you really can’t match it.”

Swift has already been scheduled to perform O Canada at opening day of the 2024 CFL season.

“I’m really looking forward to finally playing IG Field or whatever it’s called now,” said Swift. “Ever since I was a little girl I’ve dreamed of meeting a man who knows how to play 3-down football.”

Swift has also agreed to do a signing alongside Zach Collaros at Princess Auto sometime this spring.

“Everyone was excited to see Zach,” said Swift. “A little too excited if you ask me. Jason could have kept his shirt on at least.”

Meanwhile comedian Jo Koy has tweeted that he wishes Zach Collaros would stop hogging the spotlight all the time.

(photo credit: Eva Rinaldi/CC)

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