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Month: November 2022

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Becomes First to Get Blue Checkmark on Genealogy Website

November 8, 2022 Andrew

LAWRENCE, KS Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger has recently become the first person ever to get a blue checkmark certification on Mennonite genealogy website GRanDMA OnLine. “Currently there are 673 Andrew Ungers on this website, […]

Unger & Thirst

Canadian Mennonite Travels All the Way to Belize Just for the Ice Cream

November 7, 2022 Andrew

SPANISH LOOKOUT, BELIZE Winkler man Pete Fehr was on a quest this fall for the world’s best ice cream and had to travel 5000 kms south to find it. “Spanish Lookout, here I come,” proclaimed […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Still Trying to Figure Out How to Change the Time on His VCR

November 6, 2022 Andrew

NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ON Mr. James Stobbe of Niagara-on-the-Lake began his quest to change the time on his VCR back in 1987 and 35 years later he still has not quite figured it out. “Ugh, I remember […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Men Compete to See Who Looks Sexiest in a Seed Company Cap

November 5, 2022 Andrew

NEWTON, KS Thousands of Mennonite men gathered just outside Newton, Kansas this week to strut their stuff in a wide range of seed and feed company hats. “We’ve got men in seed caps coming in […]

The Daily Bonnet

Andrew Unger to Perform at Grey Cup Half Time Show

November 4, 2022 Andrew

REGINA, SK With just days left until the Grey Cup, organizers still had yet to announce the half time show. Well, the wait is over as, apparently, Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger will be reading […]

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