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Day: January 25, 2017

Unger Conviction

Hymn 606 to Undergo Major Overhaul

January 25, 2017 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN After dozens of complaints that the same old Hymn 606 just wasn’t cutting it anymore, the Mennonite Church has decided to dramatically overhaul the lyrics and melody of the famous hymn. “People were just […]

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