The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Day: October 9, 2016

Unger & Thirst

Meet the Woman Behind the Pistachio Pudding Shortage

October 9, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Every Thanksgiving thousands of Mennonites find themselves without the necessary means to make the traditional pistachio salad from the EMMC ladies cookbook, because the stores run out of Jell-o pistachio instant pudding mix […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Plastic Straw Ban Leaves Pacifist Mennonites Completely Defenceless
    June 21, 2018
  • Mennonite Mom Doesn’t Realize Her Son’s a Hipster
    May 23, 2017
  • Fisherman Hired to Extract Last Pickle from Jar
    May 30, 2025
  • Steinbach Celebrates 150 Sinless Years
    October 17, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Lusts After Another Man’s Plate of Food as it Passes
    August 22, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved