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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early
ABBOTSFORD, BC Residents of Sumas, Washington were completely baffled by the huge display of fireworks over the border in Abbotsford, BC this evening. “What are they doing? Practicing?” pondered Mrs. Schmidt of Sumas. “They had […]
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Census Shows 96% of Canadian Men are Named Gord
TORONTO, ON Statistics Canada has released the results of a brand new survey that shows that 95.7% of Canadian men sport the first name Gord. “Basically we went to the Yonge-Dundas Square and starting yelling […]
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Angry Americans Protest Wildfire Smoke that’s “Illegally” Crossing into the US from Canada
NEW YORK, NY There was a massive demonstration in Manhattan this week as between five and seven people showed up to protest the wildfire smoke that’s been illegally crossing the border in the last couple […]