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Steinbach Man Finally Earns Enough Airmiles to Visit Winkler

April 25, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB After more than twenty years of collecting, Steinbach man Doug Ens has finally earned enough Airmiles to visit his Winkler relatives. “He kept telling us he didn’t have enough Airmiles to visit us,” said Doug’s […]

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Vote Now To Determine Which Side is Jantsied!

December 9, 2016 Andrew

After almost a century-and-a-half of furious debate, Mennonites on both sides of the Red River have still not yet determined which side is the “other side.” Instead, residents in the West declare that their side […]

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