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Hungry President Trump Reluctantly Pardons Delicious Hutterite Turkey

November 20, 2018 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC In his greatest act of selflessness and humility since taking the Oval Office, President Donald Trump pardoned a delicious Hutterite-raised turkey today. Trump will now have to dine on inferior store-bought turkeys this […]

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