The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

vote

Unger the Influence

British Columbia Still Counting their Vogts

October 21, 2024 Andrew

VICTORIA, BC Elections BC released an initial Vogt count this weekend, but the full results will not be known until all the Vogts are counted. “I think there’s a whole bunch of Vogts in Abbotsford […]

Unger Suspicion

Poll: Should Elon Musk Take Over The Daily Bonnet?

December 21, 2022 Andrew

Waut es met die? This poll is absolutely binding. Whatever you say goes. It’s a democracy. Just like a Mennonite elder board meeting. So the question is – should Elon Musk be given full control […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Farmer Hires Pierre Poilievre to Count His Chickens Before they’re Hatched
    April 2, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Accidentally Consumes a Vegetable
    June 12, 2017
  • ‘Winkler Humility’ March Offers Stark Contrast to ‘Morden Pride’
    June 24, 2019
  • Tupperware Bankruptcy Blamed on Margarine Containers
    September 18, 2024
  • Jets Fans Toss Amish Hats onto the Ice to Celebrate Patrik Laine’s Hat Trick
    March 7, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved