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Unger the Influence

British Columbia Still Counting their Vogts

October 21, 2024 Andrew

VICTORIA, BC Elections BC released an initial Vogt count this weekend, but the full results will not be known until all the Vogts are counted. “I think there’s a whole bunch of Vogts in Abbotsford […]

Unger Suspicion

Poll: Should Elon Musk Take Over The Daily Bonnet?

December 21, 2022 Andrew

Waut es met die? This poll is absolutely binding. Whatever you say goes. It’s a democracy. Just like a Mennonite elder board meeting. So the question is – should Elon Musk be given full control […]

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