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Mennonite Man Shuts Off Vikings Game at Half Time

December 17, 2022 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN Disgusted at his team’s performance, area man Pete Klassen shut off the TV at half time as his team was down 33-0. “Oba, I’ve had enough!” said Klassen tossing the remote control […]

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