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Steinbach Finally Legalizes Sundae Shopping

August 19, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Things sure are changing in the growing city of Steinbach. After heated debate this week, Steinbach city council voted 4 to 3 in favour of legalizing sundae shopping. “This is something that has […]

The Daily Bonnet

Steinbach Water Tower to Feature Glass Bottom Viewing Area

July 18, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Steinbach’s world famous water tower is getting a bit of an upgrade this fall with the addition of a 20 square foot glass bottom viewing area. The attraction, which is budgeted at just […]

The Daily Bonnet

New Horse-and-Buggy Dealership Opens in ‘Automobile City’

June 10, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was a time when Steinbach was so conservative that springs in the carriage seat were considered worldly and the railway was moved 8 miles out of town so the sinners couldn’t get […]

The Daily Bonnet

The Daily Bonnet is Running for Mayor of Steinbach: Here’s My Platform!

May 16, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB With long-serving mayor Chris Goertzen announcing he is not running for re-election in 2018, the Steinbach mayoral race is up for grabs. So far, current city councillors John Fehr and Earl Funk have […]

Unger Conviction

Google Maps Error Leads Rosenort Couple to Southland Mall in Winkler

March 15, 2018 Andrew

WINKLER, MB The Wiebe family of Rosenort were excited to take the trip out to Steinbach to hear Brother Yun speak at a local church, but after entering the location into Google Maps, the family […]

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