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Unger the Influence

Tucker Carlson Admits He’s Just Been Doing Really Shoddy Satire for the Past 20 Years

May 17, 2024 Andrew

SAN FRANCISCO, CA After expressing his undying love and devotion for everyone from Alex Jones to Vladimir Putin, American political commentator Tucker Carlson has finally acknowledged he’s just been trolling everyone for the past couple […]

Headline Contest

Submit your hilarious headline for this photo

April 29, 2024 Andrew

The Headline Contest is back! Here’s your chance to write a headline for The Unger Review. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put […]

Headline Contest

Headline Contest #10 – Submit your headlines for this photo

March 1, 2024 Andrew

The Headline Contest is back! Here’s your chance to write a headline for The Unger Review. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put […]

The Daily Bonnet

Top 10 Unger Review Articles of 2023

January 2, 2024 Andrew

Happy 2024, everyone! 2023 was a year of change around here and I know how much Mennonites love change. Most notable for this website, of course, was the rebranding of the main page from The […]

Unger Games

Journalists Who Falsely Reported Ohtani Blue Jays Signing to Be Given Jobs at The Unger Review

December 9, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Millions of Canadian baseball fans have lost their faith in journalism this weekend after sportswriters falsely reported the signing of superstar Shohei Ohtani by the Toronto Blue Jays. “It’s like you can’t even […]

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