Headline Contest
Unger Review – Headline Contest #3
Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]
romance
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Men Clamour to Buy Discount Flowers Two Days After Valentine’s Day
ABBOTSFORD, BC Romantic Mennonite men across the Fraser Valley flocked to the mall this afternoon to get their hands on cheap flowers and discount chocolates. “Ahh, honey, you shouldn’t have!” said Mrs. Enns, giving her […]
The Daily Bonnet
Romantic Mennonite Couple Break Tradition with Evening Meddachschlop Tonight
ALTONA, MB The Friesens of Altona are breaking centuries of tradition this evening by having their afternoon nap (ie. meddachschlop) sometime this evening rather than just after lunch. “It’s Valentine’s Day, so my Harold thought […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman Puts Cousin in the “Frintschoft Zone”
LEAMINGTON, ON It was sad news for Danny Dueck, 23, this week, after his second cousin, Maria Dueck, 24, informed him that he had now been relegated to the frintschoft zone. “I could tell he […]
The Daily Bonnet
“He’s a 10 but….” (Mennonite Version)
I’ve never been on TikTok. I barely know what it is. But, apparently, the entire purpose is to ask people how they’d rate other people on a scale of 1 to 10, yet. Like, my […]