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Quiz: What Do You Know About Quakers?

January 16, 2018 Andrew

Normally, we focus on Mennonites around these parts, but Quakers are close enough…or are they? We’ll find out. What we do know is that they’re so much more than just oats and oil. If you’re […]

Unger Suspicion

Public is Shocked to Discover Quakers Are More than Just Oats

January 4, 2017 Andrew

PHILADELPHIA, PA Thanks to some silly marketers in the late 19th century, the general public has associated Quakers almost exclusively with oats. What has been obscured with this ‘oatization’ of the Quakers is their long-standing advocacy […]

Unger Conviction

LGBT Church Opens Doors in Southeast Manitoba

May 19, 2016 Andrew

LANDMARK, MB A small Mennonite town in southeast Manitoba has become home to the first LGBT church in the region. Landmark Gospel Brethren Tabernacle opened its doors in April and, according to senior pastor Benjamin Friesen, […]

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