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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB With Pembina Valley Pride hosting their first ever rally in Winkler this afternoon, some locals are upset, saying that even the name of the organization is a problem. “I mean, people can live […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Area man Benny Goertzen saw these delicious Noah’s Ark cookies at a local bake sale this month and immediately had to try them. “Love the colours. Love the rainbows. These look absolutely delicious,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Takes Home Top Prize at Annual ‘Humility Awards’

April 27, 2026 Andrew

WICHITA, KS The competition was fierce at the annual Mennonite Humility Awards this year, but, in the end, Mr. Samuel Janzen, 73, of Wichita was awarded the ‘Most Humble Person in Human History’ trophy. “Woohoo! […]

Unger Suspicion

Steinbachers Line Up on Main Street to Watch Drag Show

July 5, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Always keen to celebrate Pride month, eager Steinbachers lined up on Main Street this weekend to sit in their lawn chairs and enjoy the drag show. “Normally I come out here in the […]

The Daily Bonnet

You’re So Vain, You Probably Think this Post is About You, Don’t You, Don’t You?

February 26, 2020 Andrew

Oba, nay, so yust because it says Johan Friesen in the article doesn’t mean it’s about you. There are many Johan Friesens. There are twenty-seven in the Schteinback phone book alone, not to mention all […]

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