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Unger Suspicion

Justin Trudeau Really Hoping Everyone Just Goes Back to Talking About the SNC-Lavalin Scandal

September 19, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON After video and photographic evidence emerged of Justin Trudeau’s racist past, the Liberal candidate for Prime Minister is really wishing everyone would go back to talking about some of his other scandals. “I […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting NDP

September 10, 2019 Andrew

REINLAND, MB Local man and former church deacon Mr. Rempel was forced to go up in front of his congregation this week and apologize after it was discovered he had voted NDP in two of […]

Unger Suspicion

World Health Organization Bans Reading Internet Comments

August 24, 2019 Andrew

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND A new study from the World Health Organization has revealed a new number one killer around the world: reading online comments. In 2018 alone, comment-reading was known to have caused more than two […]

Unger Suspicion

Trudeau to Teach Ethics Class at Local Community College this Fall

August 14, 2019 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just been hired to a teach a 3 credit hour Ethics course at a local community college this fall. “It’s a historical survey of ethics from […]

Unger Suspicion

Crazy Unpatriotic Canadian Celebrates 4th of July Three Days Early

July 1, 2019 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Concerned citizen Mr. Yoder of Lancaster is livid this week after discovering that Canadians celebrate the 4th of July a full three days early. “It’s disgusting! Those Canadians have no patriotism at all!” […]

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