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Unger the Influence

Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town

September 12, 2026 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was not a single local politician available to greet Premier Wab Kinew in Steinbach this afternoon. “I guess they all went to the lake,” said Kinew as he arrived at KR Barkman […]

The Daily Bonnet

Local Dog Makes Huge Mess Just to Irritate Owner

April 25, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local dog Pieta Wiens, 7 (or 49 in dog years), decided to really give it his all at the park this past Sunday. Pieta made quite the mess and left owner Dietrich Wiens […]

The Daily Bonnet

Poll: Vote Now to Decide the Name of Steinbach’s Newest Park!

October 14, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The Steinbach recreation committee is asking residents to select the name for a giant new park to be built next spring in the centre of town. After receiving nominations from people throughout Steinbach, the […]

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