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Who would win? 100 Mennonites or a Gorilla?
It’s the debate that has taken the Internet by storm – who would win in a fight: 100 Mennonites or a gorilla? We took to the streets of Kleefeld to see what the people thought […]
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Mennonites Really Looking Forward to Violating One of the Core Tenets of their Faith By Voting in Upcoming Election
LINDEN, AB Thousands of Canadian Mennonites are really looking forward to ridding themselves of one of the foundational doctrines of their faith by voting in the upcoming federal election. “I guess it’s that time again,” […]
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Mennonites Hope to Dodge Draft in Upcoming Trade War
GOESSEL, KS With a trade war on the horizon, Mennonites across North America are looking for ways to keep out of the whole mess and preserve their pacifist values. “I’m thinking of going to the […]
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Mennonite Man Wins Nobel Peace Prize for Remembering to Lift the Toilet Seat
REINFELD, MB Devoted husband and father of four, Bert Harder, 51, just received word this week that he has won the Nobel Peace Prize for being the first Mennonite man to lift the toilet seat. […]
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Mennonites Arrested in Washington for Being Way Too Peaceful
WASHINGTON, DC 130 hymn-singing Mennonites were arrested in Washington, DC this week and charged with being, “like, way too peaceful and stuff.” The arrests came after several dozen Mennonites sat down in the Cannon Hill […]