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Mennonites Scramble to Book the Common Room at Oma’s Manor for Upcoming Christmas Gatherings

September 19, 2022 Andrew

BLACK CREEK, BC Mennonites across the continent were in a mad dash this week to book the common room at oma’s manor for upcoming Christmas gatherings. “If you don’t book it by mid-September you’re out […]

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New Program Seeks to End Promiscuity at Old Folks Home

July 19, 2017 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Over the past few years, experts have witnessed a dramatic rise in wild and licentious behaviour among our Mennonite seniors. In order to address this problem, which some have blamed on social media, Linda […]

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