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Mennonite Man Has to Read Every Single Freakin’ Word at the Museum

June 30, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local man Mr. Unger decided to torture his children this week by making them go to the museum this week and read every single last sign in the entire place. “We’ve got to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Trad Wife Discovered at Mennonite Museum

June 1, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Thousands of Winnipegers have flocked to Steinbach this spring to get a glimpse of the latest Internet trend – the trad wife. The highest concentration of these trad wives seems to be at […]

The Daily Bonnet

Blockbuster Building to be Preserved at Local Museum to Show what Mennonite Life was Like in the 1990s

February 24, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB An old Blockbuster Video building was carefully hoisted onto the back of a semi trailer this week before winding up at a Mennonite open air museum in Steinbach. “When our grandchildren ask about […]

The Daily Bonnet

Costumed Museum Volunteer Mistaken for “Real Authentic Mennonite”

July 31, 2022 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB More than a thousand eager photographers from the city stopped to get a snapshot of museum volunteer Erin Bergmann this afternoon, figuring they had got themselves a photo of a “real authentic Mennonite.” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Arrested for Stealing Her Neighbour’s Ham

November 25, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local woman, Sush Janzen, has been arrested by Steinbach RCMP this week for allegedly stealing her neighbour’s schinkjefleesch and threatening a police officer with her cane yet. “He says that I salted him,” […]

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