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Steinbach Blessed with Pleasant Aroma of Manure Just in Time for Mother’s Day

May 11, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mothers across the City of Steinbach and the RM of Hanover are delighted to have their special day accompanied by the intense aroma of manure. “And a faint hint of feed mill to […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Families Camp Overnight for Mother’s Day Buffet

May 11, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of families spilled out into neighbouring canola fields this evening in anticipation of tomorrow’s Mother’s Day buffet at the MHV. “Oba, look at those Kroekers way in the back there,” said Mrs. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Couple Shares Single Plate at Mother’s Day Buffet

May 10, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Dan Neufeld decided to treat his wife Kristie to a lovely Mother’s Day Smorg this past Sunday and the best thing about it was that it only cost him $16. “Oh, no need […]

Unger & Thirst

Whose Mennonite Mom Makes the Best Perogies?

May 13, 2018 Andrew

For centuries Mennonites have ferociously defended their own mother’s cooking, claiming her vereniki were soft, more delicate, more flavourful, or held together better than all the other Mennonite moms out there. Well, today, we’re going […]

The Daily Bonnet

60-Year-Old Mennonite Woman Decides to Retire from Child-Bearing

May 14, 2017 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA Now that she’s turned 60, Mrs. Martha Snyder, a Mennonite woman from Lancaster, has decided to hang up her cleats and retire from bearing any more children. “I’ve been pretty active at child-bearing […]

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