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Pair of Reimers Go Door-to-Door in Salt Lake City

July 13, 2018 Andrew

SALT LAKE CITY, UT A couple of Reimers from Friesenschanzenfeld have decided to leave the farm behind and go door-to-door in Salt Lake City this summer. “We’re hoping to recruit as many Mormons as possible,” […]

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Mormon Missionaries Find Mennonite Town ‘Totally Confusing’

June 20, 2017 Andrew

LANDSKRON, MB After knocking on doors in Mennonite country for the past two years, a pair of Mormon missionaries just can’t figure out why they’re not making more progress. “It’s baffling. We’re likeable, friendly guys, with […]

Unger Suspicion

Trey Parker and Matt Stone Convert to Mormonism

July 7, 2016 Andrew

SALT LAKE CITY, UT South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have felt the burning in the bosom and have decided to join the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. In addition to […]

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