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Winnipeg Goldeyes Take Over First Place in American League Central

July 11, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After months of speculation about who would emerge as the dominant team in the lowly American League Central, an unexpected victor has emerged – the Winnipeg Goldeyes. “Finally, someone in that division is […]

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