BLUMENORT, MB “Well, I guess, we’re finally on the map,” said one mask-wearing Blumenorter. “It wasn’t the way to do it, but at least now Winnipeggers will know we exist.” After days of negative publicity, […]
NEW YORK, NY IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE ATTENTION OF ANYONE WHO WASN’T YET WATCHING, FOX NEWS IS GOING TO BE USING ‘ALL CAPS’ FOR ALL ITS NEWS BROADCASTS AND WEB CONTENT FROM NOW […]
ATLANTA, GA More than sixty years after leading the nation in mass anti-Russian hysteria, Senator Joseph McCarthy, long thought to be deceased, is back and heading up CNN. “I wasn’t dead, I was just in […]
NEW YORK, NY America’s foremost hockey expert has made his prognostication for the 2018 NHL playoffs. After a meticulous five minute Google search where he learned the entirety of his hockey knowledge, the American analyst […]
WINNIPEG, MB Always looking for an entertaining story that paints Steinbach with a wide brush, media outlets from the provincial capital have issued an open casting call for any Steinbachers willing to go on record saying […]
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