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Winnipeg Launches New Program to Care for Feral Mennonites

January 9, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area woman, Lois Wiebe, has been caring for Mennonites her whole life. Wiebe, 37, has more than fifteen Mennonites in her house and the number keeps growing since she’s taken in a few […]

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The World’s Easiest Mennonite Quiz

March 19, 2021 Andrew

Alright, folks, this one is easy. I promise. It’s so easy that even the staunchest of Lutherans should get ten out of ten. Here it is: the world’s easiest Mennonite quiz. [wp_quiz id=”14699″]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Boy Sneaks a Glimpse of Stanley Cup Finals from Lutheran Neighbour’s Window

May 30, 2017 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK 10-year-old Mennonite boy Billy Unger of Swift Current was caught watching game one of the Stanley Cup finals through his Lutheran neighbour’s window last night. “Watching television? Oba, nay! And hockey yet!” […]

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