The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

ice

Unger Games

Florida Panthers Give Out Free Slurpees Made from Game-Used Ice

June 25, 2024 Andrew

MIAMI, FL In order to celebrate their first Stanley Cup victory since the team arrived in Miami, the Florida Panthers have scooped up all the ice from Game 7 and turned it into refreshing 7-11 […]

Unger & Thirst

Delicious Beet Borscht Used to Melt Ice All Over Manitoba

April 11, 2023 Andrew

VITA, MB As temperatures rise and roads are looking treacherous, it appears that soup has come to the rescue, as dozens of ice cream pails of Baba’s delicious beet borscht are being ladled onto provincial […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Church Issues Memo Against Signing Garrett Marino
    September 10, 2022
  • Mennonites Rank Among the World’s Best Spitters
    April 4, 2017
  • Chilliwack Couple Retires to Yarrow
    July 30, 2020
  • Steinbach Pistons to Face Blumenort Menno Knights
    May 5, 2023
  • Chaste Young Mennonite Man Fully Intends to Pay Before He Pumps
    June 2, 2023

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved