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Local Boy Strikes it Rich Gathering Quartz from the Driveway

February 29, 2024 Andrew

GRUENFELD, SK Gruenfeld boy Joel Bergman, 9, has become the area’s youngest millionaire this week after discovering several quartz stones in the family’s gravel driveway. “Who would have thought his rock collecting hobby would turn […]

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