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Report: 97% of Mennonites Still Refer to ‘Mennonite Church’ as ‘General Conference’

September 25, 2020 Andrew

ELKHART, IN The General Conference, I mean Mennonite Church, would like to clarify something for everyone. The denomination changed it’s name quite a while ago and wishes people would get it right already. “The General […]

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General Conference and Mennonite Brethren Form Joint Olympic Team

February 9, 2018 Andrew

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA For the first time since the great schism of 1860, the General Conference and Mennonite Brethren will compete together in the Olympics under a unified flag. The United Mennonite Team is seen […]

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Mennonite Brethren and General Conference Sign Massive Free Trade Deal

October 13, 2017 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Just as NAFTA and the European Union seem to be falling apart, the Mennonite Brethren and Mennonite Church have inked a brand new free trade deal that will see the lifting of tariffs […]

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Mennonite Brethren and General Conference Forced to Share Folklorama Pavilion

August 12, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Folklorama is an annual festival celebrating the harmonious multicultural mosaic of Manitoba. However, conflict erupted this year after organizers required Mennonite Brethrens and Mennonite Church Canada (formerly General Conference) members to share the […]

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