VANCOUVER, BC Gas stations across Vancouver are going the extra mile this week by providing each paying customer with a complimentary eye-gouging or kick in the groin. “We’re trying to stand out from the crowd […]
CHILLIWACK, BC Fraser Valley gas producer Marty Klassen, 48, is responding to the worldwide oil and gas shortage by ramping up production of his own. “If OPEC isn’t going to do it, then I guess […]
LEAMINGTON, ON Local graphic designer and amateur Mennonite historian Dale Kehler of Leamington has been diagnosed with a severe gas problem this afternoon. “Oh, gosh, oh I’m so sorry. Excuse me,” said Kehler. “It’s almost […]
ELMIRA, ON While the surge in gas prices seems to have affected folks around the world, there is one group of people who seem completely oblivious to the change: Mennonites. “Yeah, I heard the Englishers […]
STEINBACH, MB It seems that Southeast Manitoba’s most persistent conspiracy theory will never fade away, as yet another wave of Corny Rempel sightings has captured the attention of Hanover residents. “I’m always keeping my eyes […]
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